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I've always wanted my own theme music. If I had my own theme music, I would totally have it playing right here, so you could chill while reading my profile. It would have to be something dignified, like Fanfare for the Common Man (sadly the title belies its naturally diginified awesomeness). However, so few people in this world get their own theme music. Only if you get a movie made about you, or if you're lucky enough to have a composer friend, I guess. Maybe some company will come along someday and try to sell you your very own theme music, but then it wouldn't be only for you, would it? They'd either have to sell the same semi-decent stuff to you and every other human being in the world, or they'd have to get a computer to randomly generate notes for a totally original cheap song. There's no end to the possibility, the company would say, you too could have your own totally personalized theme! Of course, before they went out of business for putting out crap music that no one would want to listen to. I guess we just can't have everything in this world.

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